I didn't see the trailer yet
So tell me… does wolfman have nards?

It would be so much better if they were acid-washed. I mean Britney and Justin, not the jeans.

I'm standing in for Caruso today
You know Frank, some people toil tirelessly to cultivate their talent, while for others (puts on sunglasses) it's all in the jeans.

Benicio Del Toro
If they wanted to go the campy route, he could just wear his dog-boy makeup from Big Top Pee-Wee.

Sounds good in theory, ET, but our second option at third base is some kid named Ramiro Pena. No, I think I'll just put my faith in the rest of the lineup. I actually expect A-Rod to play well this postseason anyway… he's got less pressure on him with Teixeira being their biggest bat.

The Stonecutters were at the height of their influence back then.

Also, dude's name is Fisher and he got sick from eating too much seafood. Some delicious ironing right there.

Mercury poisoning
"I had this weird metallic feeling." What does "metallic" feel like, exactly?

If only Fox would do a Survivor type show where all Duggars, Sulemans and Gosselins are forced to compete for limited resources on an island. The Duggars would win, of course - not only do they have numbers on their side, they've been training for that shit all their lives.

And Leon's getting laaaaaarger!

I believe "Hymietown" is the proper nomenclature, Dude.

Nice, Fats. It's fitting that they used that gag in Blazing Saddles, since his name is Mongo.

As a Yankee fan, I'm waiting to see that happen in October before I get all fap-fap-fappy over A-Rod's new "clutch" status, Jorge.

W convinced me that greed is good.

Yeah, I should have made a distinction between his comedic acting and what Mrs. Pearl from Waiting For Guffman would call "his dramatical work." I actually like his serious performances a lot.

Katriguez? Aludson?

I always wanted to be a strip club DJ for a day, just so I could see the confusion and panic on the dancers' faces as they tried to figure out how to undulate seductively to Yo La Tengo and Nick Drake.

Bob Dylan in With Honors:

ha-haaaa…

Bob LaRice has hit the nail on the head. Obama is from Beyond.