To be fair to those cops, there are a lot of vagrants wandering around those Jersey shore towns that look exactly like Bob Dylan. Wouldn't have happened to Bruce though - no sir.

Too bad your line-up isn't doing much banging of any kind these days. Hey-o!

I prefer to pronounce it "Mandoon".

At what point was historical accuracy some kind of guiding principle in Hollywood, Tuxedo? I hardly think it's a new phenomenon. Between all the cinephiles here I'm sure we can come up with some great examples of historical inaccuracies throughout film history.

I haven't seen this allegedly funny Robin Williams trailer, but I refuse to believe that his presence wouldn't ruin any film. I did think Death to Smoochy was borderline tolerable though, so what do I know.

Been I while since I was at a strip club, but I thought they mainly played ootz-ootz-ootz music these days.

Also, I hope those two are only doing it cowgirl style, what with him still recovering from hip surgery. We need that fucker fresh for the postseason.

K-Rod?
Does Francisco Rodriguez know that a celebrity couple has appropriated his nickname?

Actually, the shrapnel is probably the reason they're all scarred.

It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!

Am I gay for getting that?

They built this city on gratuitous back-to-the-land flute.

No, silly. It's R Kelly's new ode to dry humping.

Beth Ditto
I'm not familiar with this Beth Ditto person. Could someone tell me something about her, perhaps in reference to her physique?

Is Rusty still in the navy?

Thanks, Terry. Is Wayans still spelled D-A-M-O-N-W-A-S-T-H-E-T-A-L-E-N-T-E-D-O-N-E, or did I get that wrong too?

Mitchell!

Bridge Over The River Twi

Remember when he spelled his name "Keenan"? Those were the days.

I'm cracking up right now at the thought of Tom Delay doing that side-to- side crab dance in hammer pants. Jesus Christ, people at work think I'm weird enough already…