An A-Team movie is in the works if I'm not mistaken.

I meant Italian. Any a yous got a problem with my spelling?

As an Ialian-American, I sure am glad that only Asians are reduced to unflattering stereotypes in television and film these days.

Finest repudiation of the Bush Doctrine I've ever read. Bravo.

Just keep the Onyx/Biohazard song collaboration from the soundtrack in your head and you'll get the title right every time, Rev.

Hey, back off! he's being sued for that shit!

Crap, Rev, I was just going to say that. Judgment Night was on a few days ago and I really relished watching that scene, knowing that I was going to get to watch Piven die.

So one of the characters probably eats poo at some point then, yes?

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Goooozsh!

I too am a BBH (big beautiful hipster).

Also, the New York Times really ran an article by someone who observed a couple of pudgy hipsters and concluded that it's now hip to be fat in order to contrast yourself with our fit current president? Explain to me again why the impending death of the newspaper industry is a bad thing?

So Glenn Beck
isn't a dangerously unhinged asshole… he's just a contrarian hipster?

Kung Fu break?
Is this yet another article about what happened to David Carradine's neck? For shame AV Club… too soon.

Shaq Fu

Hulk, you already got beaten by a washed-up boxer in Rocky III. How poorly do you think you'd fare against a kung fu fighter?

I've never seen Breaking Bad, but yeah, I can pretty much assure you based on his/her comment that It Stinks! has never seen The Wire. I'm guessing he's caught a few episodes of The Critic though.

As a married man, Arsenio, I can tell you that your title is redundant.

I'm gonna have to back up ZMF here and agree that there aren't too many movies out there that couldn't benefit from the addition of a little projectile-blood-vomiting.

Yeah, well, maybe you should go make Mango: The Musical, WWOFTBBNR… how about that, huh?