Although you're a cool guy, Fisher, that was nautical way to end this thread. (that really didn't work, did it…)

"I fucking hate everything."

He was totally on this morning, but I think he gets a little groggy before his afternoon siesta.

In the spirit of Jorge's comment above: Two Hearts Beat As One.

Agreed: multiple sclerosis > Apple.

*sigh* never seen.

I've never senn one of your comments in such close proximity to one of ZMF's, Motherflicker. It really highlights the contrast in styles.

Don't tease me like that
I saw your #2 subheading and hoped for a minute that there was a new app called GLut that would automatically make all my comments on this site appear first.

Nice Jorge, but it sounds a little too similar to Lifetime's new originals: "Not Without My Zombie" and "Mother, May I sleep With The Infected?"

I haven't seen it, but it sounds like it might be a little too messagey and not enough pure action for you, Zode. Also, with only a $30 million budget, it might not have enough 'splosions.

Get busy livin' or get busy undyin'.

Do you know
why Neil Blomkamp was given so much creative freedom for his first project?

I don't remember the movie, DeGroot, but if my memory of the book serves (yeah I've read some Dean Koontz - go fuck yourselves), they're not sasquatches - they're some kind of mutated military-experiment baboons or something.

Posted 12 minutes ago?
It seems like it took me at least an hour to read. Seriously, the Stray Observations alone should be separated into chapters. It's a testament to your writing Todd that it never feels like enough.

I think Bravo should have a zombie show also. UNDEAD MILLIONAIRE-MATCHMAKING REAL HOUSEWIFE CHEFS!

Fine, Geddy, if you love GossipCop so much then you can be suspended right along with him! Hand in your GossipBadge and GossipGun!

No, Jack's geriatric wolfman didn't ruin the genre, Arsenio… that honor goes to Michael J Fox's van-surfing Teen Wolf (that fucker could dunk a basketball over Lebron any day of the week though, I'd have to give him that).

Thanks, Racist! Props to you as well if "carne diem" was an intentional pun and not just a typo.

"Clawed: The Legend of Sasquatch" will quench my Bigfoot jones for at least a few more years, Scott. That movie would make a great "I Watched This On Purpose".

I'm with teh dude… zombies can be great subject matter for comedy (Sean of the Dead), biting social commentary (Romero's stuff), and just all around fun action/horror (28 Days Later). They've proven to be a hell of a lot more versatile and successful in mainstream entertainment than pirates or ninjas.