*throws Menudo gang signs at Riff*

What's the over/under on references to "my heart"?

James Dobson was in the Backstreet Boys?

"One of the most powerful fake religions…"
So scientology is one of those "fake" religions… not like that totally plausible born-of-a-virgin-zombie religion? Thanks for clarifying.

OK, so France (and Europe in general) will always be more xenophobic than us (and we've set that bar pretty high). The point I really wanted to originally get across is that the Republican party is experiencing an unprecedented leadership vacuum, identity crisis, and influence free-fall… and I'm loving every…

I usually laugh pretty hard when South Park skewers some of my own liberal views (the fart-sniffing-hybrid-owners episode comes to mind), but I don't think that counts as conservative humor. I always get a lot of disagreement from people on this site when I say this, but I don't see those guys as conservatives or…

I guess I was specifically referencing the healthcare issue, which seems doomed for lack of support from Democrats who represent right-leaning districts. I didn't click on the links that Tom Waits provided yet, but it seems pretty obvious to me that, compared to most the rest of the developed world, we skew pretty…

The Glenn Beck comedy tour came to my area last week. It actually rained blood.

A great time to be a Democrat
Can we just stop and reflect for a moment on what a great time it is to be a Democrat? Sarah Palin (with all her bad press), Michael Steele and his hair-brained attempts to attract youth and minority votes, Republican sex scandals every other day, no Republic plan for the country other…

A fat comedian named John Pinette used to do a routine about getting turned away from Chinese buffets: "You go now, you here four hou-wah!" Does anybody else remember that, or am i making it up?

Girl Talk's record label (almost).

go 'way, abatin'!

Agreed, Ellie. That totally exceeded my expectations.

Paddy O'Furniture
So nobody has come up with a dirty limerick for this article yet? What gives?

Violent disagreements between varying sects of Christianity! Baby factories for wives!

50 should just gloveslap Jay Z and get this thing going already.

It's times like these that Vibe's absence will be truly felt by all.

I certainly can't think of a more fitting way for the citizenry of this country to commemorate 9/11.

Yes, 50 got his ass handed to him
but he also generated a lot of press for the album release by taking on Kanye. I think that's the strategy once again. At this stage in what's left of 50's career, all press is good press, even if the headline is "Jay Z's album outsells 50 Cent's 30 to 1".

I blame it on his bitch tits. Those will undermine your sense of self-worth and drive you to try to impress the Tyler Durden's of the world every time.