Attention, all applicants who are approximately a size 14: please submit your information to Mr. Jame Gumb at the following address…

He should never have disbanded Living Colour.

Did you use two penis euphemisms in the second half of that last sentence on purpose?

Jason Lowenstein
is in Fiery Furnaces now? I guess there's not much new going on with Sebadoh now that the other guy's back with Dinosaur Jr.

Groo
I used to love me some Groo the Wanderer back in high school. Not a comics guy anymore, but I might check this out.

Maxwell's is a great little spot if you're ever up in North Jersey.

Three times a failure.

Twice…

Once

Avon can't compete. Everyone knows that Prop Joe gets superior product from Mary Kay.

This is why you'll never achieve big screen success, Caruso.

"And speaking of mis-playing balls off the wall, do you know what's a really off-the-wall show, Tim? FOX's own 'Fringe'!"

It's a subtle foreshadowing of her future employment serving wings at Hooters.

Looks like 50's unit has been downgraded from Juh-juh-juh juh-juh-juh G to eh-eh-eh eh-eh-eh F.

Hooker's a bad cop!

Can we have a fuckin' pineapple Now-And-Laters party instead (listen to me now, and listen to me later)?

Will Smiff as Michael Jackson in the inevitable biopic
Billie Jean is not my lurver…

Well I just called it that, didn't I… so I guess they do, Jorge.

In Thailand they call that a "ladyboy"

Go down to Martell's Tiki Bar in Point Pleasant or Leggett's in Manasquan some night this summer and yell "Jeeerrrrzz!" The domino effect would take all of 18 minutes to get the entire Jersey Shore screaming it at the top of their lungs.