Malvalous comment, but be more vesty next time.

No One Would Tell
You had me at "kills Candace Cameron". I'll be checking the Lifetime listings for the next showing of that one.

Batman
My first real job out in the world was at Consumers (a Walmart-type mega-retailer that I don't think exists anymore). I worked there for about two years, and they ran the same copule of tapes on the VCRs in the television section the entire time I worked there. The one movie I remember bening on those TVs…

Strictly speaking you didn't fail, but how could post a firstie on this article without using the word "novel"?

And quit my job writing for Leno? Are you crazy?

Isn't "long-lost member of Dexy's Midnight Runners" kind of redundant?

Actually, I just realized how many hipsters out there will be wearing these ironically. I'm going to call this woman and offer to open up a Brooklyn franchise right now…

Hey!
It's-a The Pope-a!

Clearly her chief concern is "self-respect" and "respecting others". The dignity just oozes from this woman, doesn't it?

I could see Glenn Beck wearing a pair of T-Bagg'ns to a tax protest, Hand Grenade.

Cynical hater
Oh Amelie, you were probably skeptical of that whole backwards-pants-wearing fad that Kris Kross popularized back in the early 90s, but look at the impact that look had on fashion for years to come.

"Introducing: Cheesequake. If your gal likes the aggressively manly scent of Jim McGreevey's bodily fluids, wait 'til she gets a whiff of your Cheesequake."

I'm sure there's a funny "Dick and (Thomas) Jane" reference to be made as a a follow up to Jorge's comment, but I can't think of a good one.

Tom Green doesn't play characters, which is at the heart of what Cohen does. They both get yuks out of making people uncomfortable I guess, but Cohen's schtick is often targeted at exploiting specific characteristics of his targets (like acting flamingly gay while interacting with homophobes), whereas Green just…

She's on Hung, and if I can backtrack on what I said previously, she actually is pretty good as the character she's portraying. You can't do much better than her if you're looking for a frigid ballbuster type.

Sorry for confusing everyone. Iwas talking about a different Joe Jackson. We're talking about the "shoeless" one who helped throw the 1919 World Series, right?

I get the general SBC hate (though I'm a fan), but I don't see even the slightest similarity between his sctick and Tom Green's.

She isn't that great on the show. She plays a typical caricature of a shrill, emasculating ex-wife (as the review on this site points out), but it doesn't seem like she's going to be that big a part of the plot going forward. It's a great show otherwise (so far) and I think you'd be missing out if you skipped it.

Aww, leave Joe Jackson alone. "Steppin' Out" is still a great song.

That will be nothing compared to "Not Without My Tunic"