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Frito Pendejo 2: Erotic Rendezvous

Is Camden still the murder capital of the country, Jorge? At least you're close to Philly I guess. Middlesex is OK if you like Indian food. I prefer to stay here in Essex, where at least I know the turf well enough to avoid the really bad parts at night. Fewer hermaphrodites too.

Simpsons hate
I had a similar experience with a moralizing Simpsons hater. I won't relate the whole story, but the experience really influenced my stance on censorship. It's always the people who don't get the joke who wind up in the decision-making positions that determine what's "appropriate" for the rest of us.

You have drawn the ire of El Pollo Loco. I do not envy you, friend.

Breyer, Ginsberg, Stevens, Souter: Ice Age.
Scalia, Robers, Thomas, Alito: Transformers.
Kennedy goes with The Hangover just to be a contrarian tool.

So disappointed to see that Public Enemies got a Marmaduke+.

But she's Greek, so the guys are probably hanging in there for a few extra dates hoping for… you know. Extra tzatziki sauce.

Janes and NIN
"These are bands who have not traditionally drawn audiences of fraternity brothers, but of people who see themselves as culturally not in the center, if not politically, at least culturally left of center…."

Janes and NIN
"These are bands who have not traditionally drawn audiences of fraternity brothers, but of people who see themselves as culturally not in the center, if not politically, at least culturally left of center…."

I liked it better when it was about John Travolta's… sorry, too soon.

Can anybody back me on this? I always got a serious Bruce vibe from that song. It's just me?

You may want to review Ventura's record on Predator kills, Minister. It's sorely lacking. Now if Danny Glover would just form an exploratory committee….

He ain't got time to govern. The man is a goddamn sexual tyrannasaurus!

Ted Leo has an actual NJ connection, so that should add enough points to move him ahead of those others on the list, no?

I 've only heard one or two of their songs, but based on those I'm totally with you… and I'm from Jersey and therefore predisposed to liking all thing Bruce (and Bruce-derivative).

In related NJ music news
That guy Vinnie at my gym who grunts really inappropriately during squats would love to open for Bon Jovi some day.

That "Scene From a Movie" Song is at least as Brucey as "Keep the Car Running"

She Bop is the closest she ever came to that kind of vibe, Elitist.

Aleskels be repeatin'

Oh crap, my post about Conan looks lame now. Yeah… now it does.