Did Conan O'Brien's kid come out
and have an uncomfortable extended stare-down with Jay Weinberg?

Who else?
How about Okervil River?

At least you can still rent the Cyndi Lauper movie.

Aw HELL naw!

He swindled hundreds, maybe thousands of people out of their life savings. Should we have given him a cookie?

The craziest thing about this video
This is somehow the strangest, most random thing I've ever been introduced to by Tim Heidecker.

I know… it seems like a hundred years ago he was singing "Great Balls of Fire".

She should have sang
The Wind Beneath My Wig

That one tit of Janet's is pretty funny. Just the one though.

Madonna and GOOP
I wonder if they actually train together. More to the point, I wonder if Gwyneth compliments Madonna on her fine musical arrangements, especially "Paternal Ancestor, Refrain from Condescending Lectures", "Obtain Access to the Groove" and, her personal favorite, "Bearing a Resemblance to One Who is…

MILF Hunter, Mature Fantasies, and Cougars In Heat 2, 3 and 4 come immediately to mind.

My wife's 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

Burl!

You mean the Beanerbot 3000? It transforms from a half-German named Ned into a crude mexican stereotype.

They took'r jehbs!

And what do you have against Sarah Ferguson, the Dutchess of York?

With his ROCK!

T-Pain messes with me, I'm gonna mess with him.

Dammit, it's working now. Blood pressure… rising… trigger finger… twitching…

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