He's a righteous man!

Chris Flynn?
*ahem* I think you mean Chris Partlow.

Alright, I've had enough of the Newark-bashing! I've worked and gone to school in Newark my entire life and… yeah, it's that bad. Carry on.

I still giggle every time I see the word "Cheesequake" when I'm on my way down the Parkway. I've constructed this whole elaborate history in my head of the "Cheesequakers" - a group of conscientious dairy farmers seeking religious and agricultural freedom who settled central New Jersey after being persecuted and…

Someone actually gave my former landlord tickets to see Billy Crystal once. He couldn't figure out why Billy Crystal was performing in such a small local venue, until he got there and realized it was actualy a William Kristol speaking engagement. He stayed for a few minutes just figuring he should get his money's…

I actually chuckled a bit at the Seth Green gorilla scene, but in my defense I'm severely sleep deprived and not thinking clearly. Still, I would never see a film with Robin Williams, post-Pulp Fiction Travolta, the director of Wild Hogs, crotch-injury humor, or that zany "my two dads" premise. The combination of…

@Grimace: it's like that everywhere. My wife thinks we should invest in one of those Pinkberry franchises. She's right, we'd probably make a killing.

Throw in some "co-ed naked ___" tees and you've got a deal.

Meh
She's no Fruity Nutcake.

Sigh clearly has A GOOP subscription and accepts nothing less than the finest in name-dropping. Is Colbert still living in Mtc, Banmar?

We don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly!

Yeah, I guess, Ricin. Is the ice cream at Cold Stone really that much better? I always though the appeal was the flashy way they slapped the ingredients on the slab and mixed them together rather than the actual quality. There are several Cold Stones near me and no more Carvels or TCBYs and as a result, I just go…

I'm not your dicknose, phallus face.

Had his hands full with the Street Sweeper Social Club review. This review was fine (he sold me with the Clipse comparison - I'll be checking out some other tracks when I get a chance). Still, I'd love to hear Nabin's take also.

Too legit to shit?

You had to know Hammer would bounce back, Terry. He's too genuine to surrender, or something like that.

That would be the best move Billy Beane's made in the last 5 or 6 years.

SouthofHeaven will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to…

"You went to law school at Costco?"

You clearly underestimate the mass appeal of Travolta + Backstreet Boy facial hair configurations.