The only thing that bothered me was the fact that he didn't realize he was entitled to discovery - his fiance had to explain it to him. How do you get through three years of law school and pass the bar without understanding the basic concept of discovery? Otherwise you're right - Vinny is actually a great witness…

I object!

Sorta like the Red Wings, eh?

Also, Torgo:
Top Gun, Mission Impossible, Cocktail…

I'm not sure if this guy's beef is with stray dogs, clowns or Edwardian England, but I think I''ll avoid going near any federal buildings until I'm sure he's been apprehended.

I'd love to see a Nazisploitation Gateway to Geekery.

Welease Wodewick!

@Jonathan Johanson: If that was directed at me, you should check the status on my profile. Batin' is my middle name.

Anne wins all of the internets ever.

They're certainly no worse than Saigon whores. Nose-biter!

I didn't realize
Prison Wine kept an apartment in Thailand.

I wouldn't do Cher with Chastity Bono's dick.

Good deal. I feel fully validated.

Balls
I got two babe.

I like this Jorge comment, but I'm withholding judgment until I hear from Fred the Barber.

Annoying Horesefaces Aren't Very Attractive

Upper-Towne Girl
You may crush our homemade cookies and our Morroccan tiles, but you'll never silence our song of protest!

She does drive, but she would never operate one of those out-of-the-dealership, unpronounceable-engine-component cars. It's strictly farm-raised, organic vehicles for her. Bliss.

*clicks "unsubscribe"*

The summer before last, a mutual friend brought the lovely Lawrence Mullen and his son Lawrence the Junior over for dinner.