When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

It's "canuck", you idiot! One "n". This is the last time I let you go off half-cocked and embarass this department! We have rules around here! I just got my ass chewed ot by the commissioner AND the mayor! Turn in your badge and gun… 2 months suspension - UNPAID!

Good point Flashman. Also, if I was in the forest and I heard it echo with laughter, I'd probaly shit my pants. Maybe we should worry less about the forests and just stop exposing our kids to Rush and Led Zeppelin.

If I sit at a certain angle, I can see a tree outside of my window. I feel like Bear Gryls!!

Nice hating, Amelie!
I hate forests too! I can never see those fuckers for the trees…

You're pressing too much, Caruso. Stop swinging for the fences, it's bringing your average down.

It also features Val Kilmer's big ol' jugs, which is a bit of a wood-killer. Better to just find the clip somewhere.

It's not nearly as bad as CEJ would have you believe, Captain. I agree that it doesn't hold up well in comparison to the first one though.

I'm not a friendo yours, Cisco Kid

Chinese firedrill!

I believe Leah Remini is now a Real Housewife of New Jersey.

If not for Oliver Stone, I wouldn't know that you were just a patsy, Lee Harvey. I guess these days he's been smoking a wee bit too much of the old "grassy knoll", if you take my meaning. Hmm? Hmm? Yes?

Unless it's fucking while listening to Moon Safari, I'm not interested.

Amen, Chartex. Sooooo hot! Want to touch the hiney!

I liked that bit also, but I was always partial to his interview show host sketch (was it called "the Chris Farley Show"?).

Wow, good call! At least John Candy had the decency not to unleash the comedic stylings of slightly-less-fat brother Andy Candy on the world when he died.

I have a tattoo of a Saigon whore, so I should totally get together with that guy.

I hear what you're saying - my first thought was "hey, it's Chromeo!" also. Not in love with it on my first listen, but that is a catchy beat and I'll definitely give it a few more spins.

I didn't love the movie quite as much as everyone else seems to, but the parking garage scene is worth the price of admission.

As a lover of all things bleak and buttfucky, I was big fan of Oz.