When Pixar saves Earf, then we'll talk about how big they are.

I have to admit, the trailer for Year One looks kinda funny (the Michael Cera scenes anyway). Let's save our hipster ire for G.I. Joe, shall we?

Yeah…. I'm gonna have to go ahead and, uh… disagree wth you, Wtf train.

Those two guys in the middle picture
It's the techno twins -Slad and Veter!

Hangover 2 already in the works?
The obvious title would be "Hangover 2: Hair of the Dog"… but I suspect I'm going to hear a few more creative suggestions in about (looks at watch) 5… 4…. 3… 2…

Bah! You kids and your talkies!

I missed the Belmont this weekend - how did SJP do?

I'm actually insulted that Charitable Man didn't include me. What's a frequent commenter gotta do to generate a little troll hate around here?

Maria Bello
How did Maria Bello wind up getting typecast as a perpetual torture/rape/beating victim (The Cooler, History of Violence, Downloading Nancy)? It's a weird niche to occupy and I wonder what it says about her personality.

I liked Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but it may just be because I stayed at that resort on my honeymoon and the movie brings back fond memories. I just can't bring myself to disagree with Rowsdower on anything though, both because I love that episode of MST3K and because he looks exactly like the contractor who did all…

I always hate when sports guys start talking about other aspects of popular culture. They invariably have the worst taste in anything and everything and hearing them talk out of their asses about stuff outside of their sphere of expertise makes me question their intelligence so much that I wonder whether I should…

Carradines
Of all the Carradines, why did it have to be him? Keith Carradine I could see Keith hanging himself (and I could definitely see Robert Carradine dying a Thai-hooker-related death)… but David? Maybe he was just demonstrating the old Western method of execution for an episode of Wild West Tech and something…

Beat you by 5 posts, Diabeetus. Read all the comments first - it'll help you live a better life.

The real question
Does this new author have more stories than J.D. got Salinger?

AREA MAN

Next time you're at a Russell Brand show be sure to start an actual fire.

I want no part of any movie that kills off Kari Wuhrer and let's J-Lo live.

Yes, but how did Road House compare to the book? Did it adequately explain the complex and delicate relationship between the roles of bouncers and cooler?

Out of sheer embarassment, I'll be calling myself "John Cocktosten" on the order form to protect my identity.

Awesome. I think I'm going to start referring to roofies as "Where's Waldo" also.