And the closing credits must include a "what are they up to now?" montage of the characters in the movie, in which one of them is revealed to have become a gynecologist.

House hunting is fun, isn't it Jorge? We were about a week from closing on one about a year ago when we discovered that the actual property line was about 25 feet inside their fence. Our kid was a September baby, which is nice except she's going to probably be the youngest kid in her classes (which should't make…

Which race track uses the groove from ZZ Top's "Got Me Under Pressure" on a repeating loop in the background for their commercials? Is that Raceway Park?

Now I feel even more justified in my hatred of them. Thanks, Banmar.

Spaceman, Dog, T and the Women

Those other colas y'all be drinkin' are quite bootylicious.

We have our local hockey commercials in NJ, too. There was a great one where Scott Stevens smashes the display window of a car dealership with a slap shot.

Sorry, that was a horrible sentence even by my shoddy proofreading standards. I sounded like the judge from Idiocracy.

Pittsburgh - attorney Edgar Snyder
Do they still have those "Hi - I'm attorney Edgar Snyder" commercials out there in Pittsburgh? We used to constantly impersonate that guy in college.

Somebody less lazy than I should post a link to Patton Oswalt's awesome impression of those commercials. By the way, what's happening with Carvel? They closing up shop all over this place up here in Northern NJ.

I remember that one. The most annoying commercial jingle (I don't know if it's local or everywhere) is this one that's currently playing on every radio station near me:

Was that a strictly Northern NJ PSA? I always assumed it was nationwide.

I don't actually watch Lost (I'm one of those "I don't want to jump in right in the middle of things" people) , so my perception that there's a continuing story arc that spans the whole series might be wrong, but you see what 'm getting at.

Never take advice from a man named Duncan.

Star Wars
I get what you're saying about not letting an unsatisfactory ending or continuation spoil what you've already enjoyed, Noel, but I really do feel that good memories and feelings about a film, TV series, etc. can be diminished by a poor ending or follow up.

My wife taught a kid named Dumas (DOO-miss). Not the most unusual name in the world, but I'm sure the other kids are going to catch on to what it sounds like at some point and exploit it (especially since my wife is a basic skills teacher and her students are therefore not so bright).

Thanks Dr. Strangelovecraft, that's exactly what I meant. I'm not saying that's how I would base my decision if I were an employer, I'm saying that there are many who would.

Correlation does not necessarily equal causation, but in this case I think there is probably a small element of causation involved, and it stems from the popular perception that Levitt is correct. If you're an employer and you have a Samantha and an Herbalessence up for the same job at your company, you might go with…

Cheeto is taken? Damn, now it's not unique. I'll have to go with Plan B: Sun Chip Pendejo for my next one.

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