Herc would make a pretty good King Hippo.

Plus, she can rope and tie Dabney Coleman in six seconds flat. Let's see Lil' Wayne do that shit.

Motherfucker ever tried to pull this shit on me, I'd tell him "no refunds - all sales are aziz."

I just can't shake her love.

I'm sick of the narrator of that movie telling me that beef is what's for dinner.

The best thing about painful mammaries
is that they're mammaries.

Mega Shark vs. Octomom: the Attention-Whorening

Arrggh! Duped again by the radioactive dinosaur propaganda machine!

Was Debbie Gibson awarded points or penalized for collaborating with the Circle Jerks?

Yes, but then the survivor is perfectly set up to be a romantic lead in the sequel, Trip - he's older, wiser, but also more guarded and vulnerable… he's been hurt before.

Token black guy
Who plays the token black guy who dies early on? No shark movie is complete without a token black guy who dies early on. preferably a bald, cranky one who screams irrationally about "some damn shark's mother!" Unless you're LL Cool J and your head is like a shark's fin, no meeting between black guy…

"Actor/comedia Aziz Ansari… came…on… a theater worker. [I]t's worth… paying for the real thing…."

I asusme you're talking about the American version (where Kong won), not the Japanese version (where Godzilla won).

Won't someone think of the bridges?

The role called for an actor with a Andean-draft-animal-themed name, and Alejandro Alpacas wasn't available.

I was going to go to SLC myself, until I heard about the high rate of cancerAIDS among graduates.
Actually, it was an unforgivably horrible firstie, but I liked your follow-up. I wish I could watch that trailer here at work, but it'll have to wait.

LieMAX

Let's give 'em a nice big shitburger to eat!

Oh boy…
The "I pooped my pants" commenter is going to have a field day with this one.

Did Bjork sing a capella, or did she have an orca-stra?