I was assuming that the people on that tour were not N.O. residents, but tourists from the surrounding southern states.

Boogie Nights is one of my favorite movies of the 90's and Goodfellas could play on a constant loop everywhere I go for the rest of my life and I will continue to love every second of it. I need to give The Godfather (I and II) at least 6 months between viewings, but I'm always up for Goodfellas.

It's amazing to me how many people give Kevin Smith a lifetime pass for Clerks. They keep seeing his shitty movies, despite how increasingly horrible they are with each release, as pointed out above. M. Night Shamylan is a similar case, although I don't feel like he inspired quite the same level of irrational…

I wouldn't fuck her with Mario Lopez's vagina.

Similar story, told to me second hand (a friend of a friend), so I can't vouch for it's veracity: Rick(y) Schroeder went after this guy (the friend of my friend) because he said "The Ricker" while passing him at an airport. Apparently "The Ricker" was the name of Ricky's cooler alter ego on Silver Spoons or something…

Actually, I just re-read the lyrics to that Mos Def song and he wasn't as hard on them as I remember. He just called them out for not being original. Now I can just go back to hating him for 16 Blocks.

Actually, I would put people who don't appreciate The Rolling Stones on my list. It's the reason I refuse to listen to Mos Def.

Non-consensual laying-on-of-hands.

Aerosmith tickets. #1 priority of the summer, coach.

I agree, Leguizamo ruins everything he's in except Carlito's Way.

Actually, he's an example of a lifetime pass for me. That voice can redeem just about any shitty music he involves himself in, and I agree that Audioslave is not the worst thing to ever happen to music. Spoonman, on the other hand, would be the song you would reference if you wanted to convince me otherwise. Sorry…

If we're including music, I'll go with Jack Johnson, and for similar reasons. I'm sure I'd be blissfully unaware of his existence, along with every other quasi-open-mike-night-hack-with-an-acoustic-guitar out there, but my wife feels the need to crank his non-threatening ear-diarreah throughout the house constantly,…

Hannity is for abstinence-only education, and therefore hates condiments.

Jamie Fucking Foxx
A promising actor who has forever squandered any good will he may have accumulated with Ali and Ray. I think I was probably already over his schtick by the time I saw Collateral, even though he was good in it. I have no desire to see his latest full-retard oscar-bait or anything else he may be…

The second coming? As in, the sequel?
Elian vs. Predator: Requiem!

That sounds awesome, Mrs. Izzard. I'll be looking for that. Their covers generally are great, although I thought their version of Bohemian Rhapsody was pretty lackluster.

You sure it''s not Electric Head all in your head, Steve-Fart-Face?

The sound of failure calls your name. I see you've decided to hear it out.

Play some Skynryd, man!
I was going to jokingly say "Play Free Bird!", but I just realized how awesome a Lips version of that song would actually be. I'm picturing their version of it in my head so naturally that I'm now wondering if they've actually done it before and I'm just half-remembering. Anyone know if they…

Was Tom Collichio driving?