I'm surprised more celebrity defendants don't try to use the "lifetime pass" defense.

I like your game even better, justpassingby. The Ninth Rape.

Objection! Relevance, Your Honor! Nothing in The Ninth Gate has ever been relevant to anything, ever.

Actually, it is shocking that they would be biased against a celebrity criminal.

Death Rape 2000.

@Banmar & Bradley: thank you! Not only have you displaced those horrible other songs in my head, but I'll be walking around with an uncharacteristic swagger for the rest of the day. Jump jump to the rythym indeed!

To be fair, there are probably gazillion-album-selling country artists that I've nver heard of either. Not judging, just marvelling at the cultural differences.

New Orleans
Trent has (had?) a house in the Garden District of New Orleans that was featured on the local walking tours. One day I was walking around down there (on vacation) and saw a tour stop in front of the house. The tour guide said to the group of about 25 people "now who here has heard of the band Nine Inch…

Surely you can't be serious.

I wonder if his iPhone has "Starfuckers Inc." set as the ringtone for when Manson calls?

I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!

Why do I hurt myself this way?

That one wasn't directed at you, Felix. I forego the vengeance you deserve for reciting the "What's Going On" and "Ninja Rap" lyrics. But if by some chance the lyrics to Bush's "Glycerine" appear, then I'm going to blame some of the people in these comments… and then I DO NOT forgive.

Was, Jorge. Was.

I believe you meant to say "Unce, Tice, Fee Times a Mady".

Yeah, keep pushing your luck, Felix. Recite the lyrics to CrazyTown's Butterfly and see what happens.

In dreams I walk with you, fucker!

"Now I'm going to show you how to defend against a raper!"

Actually that's his only redeeming quality, Jorge (athough the blue and red zoobas pants are admittedly unforgivable).

oh man, I thought I had sucessfully erased all traces of my awareness of "What's Going On". You've made a powerful enemy today, Felix.