If your friend is Carl from ATHF, I'd put him higher up on the list.
Carl = sadly the most accurate representation of your typical New Jerseyan ever committed to TV or film.

I actually can't wait to listen to the Faith No More cover of "Easy" when I get home tonight.

I think it might have been the guy from Scorpions doing the whistling for PB&J, not Bjorn (although it's hard to tell because they both whistle in a European accent).

*dances on the ceiling*

Does this have something to do with Santana shutting down the Phils last night, Jorge?

Yo, McD's, you got something to say to this prick?

I guess I take NYC for granted because I'm there all the time and I romanticize Hawaii because I've only been there once. I still think I could get used to living in Hawaii pretty easeily though.

I believe she's responsible for unleashing Dr. Phil on the world as well.

Is Oprah still fat these days?
I wanted to take one for the team and make the obvious joke about Oprah being O-shaped herself, but I'm not sure that's actually the case anymore.

Stop reminding me that you get to live in Hawaii, OTP. You seem nice and I really want not to hate you.

She gets to drink as much leftover grease from the fryers as she can handle.

I wish KFC would start serving beef
so they could incorporate Sanders' cousin, Col. Angus, into their advertising.

Go away, laborin'!

Especially in Essex County, Jorge (hence my lack of cash, among other reasons).

@Jorge: As recent first-time homeowners, my wife and I are obsessed with those shows lately too (especially the landscaping ones). We keep checking the websites for those channels to see when they're accepting applications for new episodes. I have a nice big blank slate of a backyard and no cash to do anything with…

True story: Nick Arrojo cut my wife's hair and did a horrible job. She was traumatized for weeks.

They couldn't have gone with Jersey tomatoes? Maybe they were worried that using a tomato would play into negative Italian American sterotypes, since this kind of show would never exploit that kind of thing…

Still boring (unless you have an overriding need to know if the Queen of England's Corgi dogs will survive the apocalypse).

Is that our cue to start bashing Pittsburgh again, Jorge?

I'm addicted to that show lately, Banmar. In related news, my daughter is never, ever leaving the house.