Isn't that kind of what Russell Brand does anyway, Fats?

@Elrond: Those are what the sleestaks will be called in the Land of the Lost remake.

But Scott, doesn't she get a lifetime pass for Girls Just Want to Have Fun?

Hey, Cajun Man/Gambit - how did Wolverine get his powers?
"Muta-shon."
But what about his adamantium skeleton and claws?
"Opera-shon."

All well and good,
but I'm still holding out for Mindy Kohn's return to sitcoms.

I rather see Russell Brand shave his head and do a Right Said Fred remake.

Sex in the City (get it? Horseface? Stables?) was already cancelled, so I'll go with Millionaire Matchmaker.

Does Reese Witherspoon's double-wide jaw qualify?

To be fair, Lemur, we don't really deserve a print edition in NJ either after giving up 2 goals in the last 1:30 of regulation in game 7.

And Carlos Mencia will take credit for it.

… and a viewing of Johnny Dangerously to see his scene as The Pope (as if you really needed another reason to watch Johnny Dangerously).

If only the print edition would allow you to watch the trailer for Peter Arthur Stories, this would never have happened.

Damn… both "Dane" and "Cook" would work here. I'll have to solve one of the verticals first to get a letter…

Crosby gets the hat trick and you still lose? Pittsburgh doesn't deserve a print edition!

I wonder if he's hiring new writers for the new time slot? I think my qualifications speak for themselves.

She did some other light nudity in a movie where she was an undercover cop posing as a nun in a convent. She had a pretty hot scene with David Keith (or is it Keith David? Anyway, the white one). Can anyone confirm that that movie actually happened, or was that just one of those "head movies" I get when I go to…

Poor Jay…
always taking it on the chin.

"Wilco 2: Rise of the Machines" is probably an appropriate title since Tweedy and Bennett are fucking done, professionally.

Sorry, Vinraith… I meant to say that I have a crush on St. Vincent (and/or Neko Case).

For $100 the most you'll get is a bj from George Lopez.