Actually they were booing him, but he thought they were saying "boo-ush".

She's the Boss
I've had a ridiculous crush on Alyssa Milano my whole life. Maybe I'm predisposed to loving cheesy East Coast guidettes because I grew up in New Jersey, but she's the only celebrity crush I've ever had (or at least that I've ever maintained for more than a week). It's great that she's involved in…

The firstie we were looking for here was "This is the first day of my last days". You are a witless douche and a failure to boot, sir.

I always read the letter grade, then the review, and then just ultimately base my opinion on ZMF's comments. Using my method, A- was actually too low a grade for this movie.

C-

Consumerism is the new black!

I would comment on this article,
but I have a sudden urge to WIN AN ECO TRIP NOW

… or that he was born as a fully-formed adult from the Octomom's giant vagina.

… the myth, the monocle-enthusiast.

If she doesn't get a decent settlement from the divorce, she may have to start charging even more to teach you.

Actually, they're doing a spin-off of "Locked Up Abroad" starring Prison Wine called "A Broad Locked Up"

The interviews of country artists in "Unrepentant Racist Magazine" are consistently my favorites. I find them to be the most unrepentant of racists, don't you?

The sherriff's a neeee'er!

The Wall and the double-live album would not be proper Gateways to Pink Floyd Geekery. Start with Dark Side of the Moon.

I've always loved Biden and actually supported him in the primaries. It always seemed to me that for a guy who shoots from the hip, he hits the target more often than he misses. Once he was selected as Obama's running mate though, I started to see more and more why people were worried about him. He really doesn't…

Swine Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest?
Swine Flu Panda?
This is Swinal Tap?

I believe "skate or die" would be a more appropriate slogan for the revolution, comrade.

We ain't found shit!

I always wished the word "tortfeasor" got more play in common usage, Richie. I'd love to here people say things like "hey, quit tortfeasing over there! This motherfucking tortfeasor's feasing torts left and right!"

Me too!