I object… that this guy also broke my apartment to shit. Yeah. And you know what else? I object that he's not gonna have any money to pay me after he pays back all the money he stole from the hospital! And I object! I object that he interrupted me while I was watching Ow! My Balls! That is not okay! And I rest my case!

At least that's what they taught me at Costco Law School.

Correct, Beast. "Defamation of character" implies that you have character capable of defamation.

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

I would love to see any of those actresses star in a film with Huge Ackman.

So you're saying that maiden yonda
has a motor in the back of her Honda?

This would, in fact, fucking own. I'd love to see a show where the Nuge hunts the most dangerous game. I'd like it even more if there was a team of hunters who go after a single target ala "Surviving the Game". The hunters: Ted Nugent, Brett Favre, James Hetfield, Dick Cheney. The prey: Jamie Foxx.

You're a girl, Riff, so at least your safe from McNulty's serial killer.

How long before we see Extreme Makeovers: Cardboard Box Edition?

Horrible name for a radio show, awesome name for a strip club.

We know you'll do whatever's necessary to protect the Foxxhole… won'tcha Mitch?

Additional outrage options:
i. the fact that these two will eventually reconcile and Foxx will do a cameo on her show/one of her songs.

JF will win this war because he has God on his side (as we all know, there are no atheists in Foxxholes).

Crazier Beck-associated religion: Mormonism (Glen Beck) or Scientology (Beck)?

I does give me some satisfaction to know that the Miley Cirus and Jonas Brothers fads will probably have passed by the time our little ones are old enough to become loyal little Disney consumers, Jorge. On the other hand, who knows what horrors await.

I'm gettin' too old for this shit.

That would be a fantastic review

This would violate the foundations of modern physics.

I'm getting a message from someone who disagrees with that statement… someone close to you… someone who died recently? An uncle perhaps? No? A cousin? Aunt? Family Friend? Yes - a family friend? A woman, yes? No? Of course not - a man, that's what I meant to say. I'm seeing a name that begins with C… no? G?…

At last!
I have a starting point for my Love Guru 2 script!
*pushes intercom button*
Get the agents for Mike Myers and the dog from Air Bud on the phone, now! And hold all my calls!