Dr. Kaku, would you please explain the mechanics of spontaneous combustion to my esteemed colleague Mr. Firstie?

Coocoo for Kaku
I read Hyperspace a few years ago and loved it - this guy is definitely one of the best out there when it comes to bringing theoretic science to the masses. I would have to take issue with him giving credit to Hawking for popularizing physics, though - like many others, my lifelong love affair with…

I'm sure you get some shit for your footwear choices, Tarkovsky, but doesn't it feel good to pay less?

I think you mean "PROCEED TO DA HUEY!!!"

More love for "Changes" here - a high point of a nearly perfect album. Loved Beaster also. I like his recent solo stuff and I've seen him live, but nothing he does will ever match Sugar for me (even Husker Du, because I didn't discover them until after Sugar).

Agreed, Whitman Price. I expect more from the distinguished gentlemen who gave us "Whip 'Em Out Wednesday."

A scarier prospect than you know, Jorge. I have a recurring nightmare that my daughter is going to stumble upon this site one day and somehow discover that her father is actually "Frito Pendejo, purveyor of lame pop culture commentary." I will swear off eating puppies if you help me maintain my secret.

What's the name of that Japansese movie with the school kids who all kill each other as part of some game show? It was reviewed here and I remember thinking I need to see it.

You've been out-Filtered, Hoodwink. Sorry.

I know he was shtupping some traffic girl, but I wasn't aware she was a reality show contestant, Jorge. Is that right?

Hey man, nice comment.

That expose on puppy mills really opened my eyes, Jorge. I only eat free range puppies now.

It's pretty impressive, Alex. Monument Park is a little less prominent, which sucks, but otherwise I think they very successfully constructed a world class facility while preserving (and even adding to) the sense of history. The rest of my family are among those traditionalists who feel that there was nothing wrong…

Coming this Tuesday: the final soultion to your entertainment cravings!

II 've always had weird patches of random hair on my body, twif. I think I may have absorbed a twin in my mother's womb and he just kind of sprouts out of me in different places. Enjoy lunch, everyone.

Killian, here's your Subzero… now plain zero.

I know I was just bragging about my youthful appearance, but I should note that rampant body hair (including, yes, the back) has been an increasing problem for me over the last few years. I actually need to groom my ear hair pretty frequently. Just to add a little more pespective, I'm a guy who used to be mocked in…

CC is known for getting off to a slow start, but that shit was painful to watch.

At 37, my hair is just starting to thin and I have no gray. I easily pass for late 20's and could pass for mid-20's if I took a little bit better care of myself. Maintaining a youthful look well into my 30's has basically just made me even more insecure about the inevitable effects aging will have on me - effects…

Hipsters are permitted to use Just For Men if their 'stache is elitist trash. However, all hipster beards should remain weird.