My mama didn't raise no dummies, Hear God Laugh. I dug your rap.

I'd greenlight that shit, Jorge. I'm picturing a poster with him wagging his giant index finger after a blocked shot with gold sparklies flying out if it. We'll call it "Mojofinger".

Oh, how I yearn for the comedic stylings of Barry Sobel. A black guys butt IS higher up than a white guy's butt!

If the victims are Hosea and Leah from last season, count me in.

I'm with The Gooch - I suppose she's conventionally beautiful and I have nothing against Asian women, but there's something cold and vaguely fembot-ish about her. The Matrix outfits don't exactly dispel this perception.

Good call, RagingBear. He looks like he can't wait to collect the newest Chinpokomon.

Wuxtry! Wuxtry! Mayhem Follows Misappapropriation of Mutant Movie!Jelly-jowled Journalist Jettisoned!

Of course, they could then counter with the 'ol Milton trick and just stop paying him until he figures out that he's been let go. On second thought, that didn't work out so well for the company, did it?

I look forward to reading your retraction.

Just ignore him and wait for Eugene Mirman and Arj Barker.

Somebody's gotta pay for all the sedative-laden milk it takes to put him on an airplane. Hannibal's not made of money, you know.

boneitis is for closers!

I 'm actually fascinated by that show (in a train-wreck sort of way). I need to watch it every time it's on just to prove to myself that yes, despite every rational impulse in my brain, this person actually exists. I second Josh's request for more Hater coverage of Millionaire Matchmaker.

And Cyndi Lauper!

If the game even happens, Lincoln's Revenge. It's been pouring all day and doesn't seem to be letting up.

At last, my own troll! A Connery to my Trebek!

I'm going to the first game ever (exhibition) in the new Yankee Stadium tonight! Suck it, beanboys! (Oh man, this is gonna turn into one of those Foxsports.com comment threads, isn't it?)

Leading the nation in surliness for the 211th year in a row. Congrats again Massachusetts!

My favorite Bruno sketch is the one where he interviews that Miami club owner. "How do you deal with that awkward situation where a handicapped person is trying to get into your club?" My wife adopted a bit from that interview - every time someone is telling a particularly uninteresting story, she keeps it going by…

Boston Jay Party
Bostonites should protest this indignity by pouring their televisions into the harbor. Also, they should tar and feather Jimmy Fallon, just for good measure.