I thought it was his Hardware Wasrs counterpart, Ham Salad.

Nice, Kyle. See what I'm saying? Given the subject matter of that song, maybe we should move this discussion over to the Blaxploitation comments.

True story: I have an uncle who has schizophrenia (or some other paranoid condition that keeps him from going outside). My mother used to go out and get his cigarettes for him, but she was only allowed to buy the ones that had the warning about being dangererous to pregnant women (as opposed the the ones that warned…

Short on cliches
So I guess there's no scene where Soto proclaims that baseball's been beddy, beddy good to him?

Oh God I love thes Alien quote threads…

Pixies
A manic PIXIE dream girl? In a movie called GIGANTIC? Was this movie written by Kim Deal by any chance?

Hooker's a good cop!

Fastious. Coming this Festivus.

The Fastening and Furiousening

There Will Be Smoke
This ad supports what I've always said, which is that parents who smoke should be lectured, shamed, and if that doesn't work, forced to scream "I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD!" Daniel Plainview-style.

That Reck is a wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

For some reason, movies involving exceptional kids get to me. Only two movie scenes have ever actually made me cry: the end of Searching for Bobby Fischer, and (this is the one I'll take shit for) the scene in the Sixth Sense where the kid tells his mom his secret (and proves it by passing on a message from her dead…

Spaceball helmets for assholes.

Meh. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

I thought she was great in Two Lovers, and I'd love to read about her experience making that movie. I'd only seen her in a few things before that and I never really appreciated her depth and range before.

My daughter can still handle a blaster (with proper vocal guidance), so it's really not a problem, Mr. Majestyk.

Slaughtered animals are always happy. When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!

Bascule should get the death sentence in 12 systems.

Not a bad product,
but there's no guarantee that your kid will sleep through the night in that thing. I think I'll just keep freezing mine in carbonite every night, thank you very much.

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't get da' help!