I knew a guy in college who would always sing "I'm a hippopotamus!" when NIN's "Down In It" was playing. I still always here the lyric that way.

Jorge, my wife is admittedly home-grown (I was considering importing at one time myself, but I couldn't find anything nice/affordable in that Russian mail order catalog). She's definitely doesn't fit the NJ girl stereotype though, and actively rejects everything in that mold. A good way get on her shit list is to…

I prefer Issue #2, Jorge, in which Wolgang Puck throws hot cooking grease into Puck's face.

Put it on my tab.

Put it on my tab.

Where's Misundestood Josh to wish boner-itis on this guy?

@Banmar: I can appreciate a town that embraces the unorthodox, Banmar, but in the case of New Hope… a lot of snuggies being shipped to that town. All one color. I'm just sayin'… somethin' don't smell right.

For $100 he'll stick his finger in your peanut butter.

@Lemur: I know you're just messing around. NJ does make itself an easy target for ridicule, and I like to take my shots at it when I get the chance too. Unfortunately there isn't a clear line between the reality and the (admittedly fun) stereotypes for some people out there, so I do feel the occasional need to set…

Oh well, I guess it falls to me to defend NJ (and North Jersey specifically, thanks to Lemur's dig). First of all, I know this show is going to set perceptions of NJ back about 25 years further than The Sopranos did, but the truth is you can find 5 shrill, catty, materialistic bitches with annoying accents in pretty…

I was going to agree with Roneesh, but then I remembered that the movie was called "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", not "The Smiths".

If the immacualte conception happended today, it would be filmed and marketed as cuckold porn.

This ballet needs an enema!

I'm hoping for King Khan as Khan.

Well, we all saw how well the mini series of The Stand worked out, so I'm confident that someone will do a bang-up job with TDT.

Gene Shalit had high praises for this movie. Here are a few quotes:

Arsenio will die:
a) in a fire
b) of cancerAIDS
c) of boneitis
d)in a fire of cancerbonitAIDS

I like the way you think, Thatches.
Also, the elimination catchphrase: "I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave this behind."

I'm pretty sure you can't get fat eating White Castle. It passes through your system too quickly to be absorbed, in my experience.

How about "the looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand" (or so I have read)?