Hi Mom! It's been years! We've got a lot of breastfeeding to catch up on, you and me…

I would fight you in the alley, OtP, but I don't have a full six minutes to kill right now. You can just go ahead and keep your head buried in that Lay's bag, man, but I know the TRUTH about Ladytown!

Well, apparently theytried to make her go to rehab, but she declined, declined, declined.

Actually, I think Tuxedo meant "Mo'Nique has gravy in her ta-tas."

Eastbound and Down/Flight of the Conchords
I watched the first episode of Eastbound and haven't tuned in since. I wanted to like it, but it just didn't do much for me. The character does seem to have a lot of potential. Did it get any funnier?

podcast
I finally downloaded one of the "gems" podcasts, but I haven't listened yet. Good thing I have the AVC around to keep reminding me.

*Puts on special sunglasses in Ladytown and starts looking around*

Just don't use the black chick from True Blood. That's just more sass than I can handle.

Are you saying my parents shouldn't have reproduced Riff? That hurts.

She most assuredly will, eight ball.

…as opposed to Bill Paxton, who always looks as if he's about to get kicked in the balls.

OtP has such a supple wrist.

Well done, J Goo. That's one Unsolved Mystery that is likely to remain unsolved (alternatively, the events of that episode of City Confidential are likely to remain confidential).

Failure it is! Drink up!

I think CSI: Prison Wine's Apartment would suffer from comparisons to Dexter.

Wait… so you pronounce your name "fail" instead of "fell"? I've been saying "fell" in my head the whole time. This is a mindblowing revelation. I'm questioning everything I've ever been told now. I need some time to process this.

Who?

I don't really disagree with anything that's been said here; it's nobody's responsibility but ours (my wife and I). The grandfolks do help out and they love being around the kid… they just won't help out during the day (even though, again, one of them doesn't work) so we have to hire nannies. Some of our friends…

Is that you Senator McCain?

Holy shit, Easy, you remember that? I could give you an easy hint, but for some reason I'm hesitant to give out such personal information on these internets.