*Taking inspiration from today's Vanilla Ice Newswire*

Yay, Jorge! Congrats!

I work with a guy named Ed Farmer and I can't think of his name without hearing that song in my head (with "Ed Farmer" replacing "Informer").

Grammabandonment
I wish I could joke about this subject, but my wife and I just had our first and we're pretty much getting zero help from our folks… and one of our parents (I won't say who) doesn't even work. It's nice to know there's a snarky nickname for this phenomenon though.

I'd rather see Fred Durst and Peter Cetera do a duet on "Did it All for the Glory of Love (and/or the nookie)."

Ice-nine - hilarious and scrumptious!

I imagine Arcade Fire would be pretty lowon this week's Tolerability Index.

Go Prison Wine, go Prison Wine, go!

Actually, that incident somewhat redeemed Ice in my eyes also. Not that he didn't deserve to be mocked, but it was great to see those smug comedians cowering in fear as a raging has-been let out all this pen up agression in front of them.

For the Brian Regan fans:
"MILFen!"

"Do you ever wonder what Lesley Stahl would look like without a head? I do."

Why not expand it to the whole network? "Bravo: Watch Who Dies!"

Burl! Good to have you back, buddy!

Die in an unneccessary Mike Myers sequel (of catch phrase cancer… or possibly dick-joke-related AIDS).

With so much trouble at the AVC, it's kinda hard being F-R-I-T-O P.

Bill Moyers.

Or people who go into convulsions at the sound of a Scottish accent.

I feel a sudden, uncontrollable urge to tell everyone to "go 'way"

Oh well… at least its still free to get into Prison Wine's apartment (for now).

Paul Blart 2: Segway to Heaven