For the discriminating douchebag.

Curse you, OtP.

*beep beep* I fart in your general direction!

Oh yeah, tomorrow's Saturday. I second Phel's proposed schedule.

You told me you were combing your hair!

I don't know what your talking about and I want you to shut up.

Dave: "Hey The Edge, yuh… yuh got any gum?"
Bono: "Ha-Haaaaaaaah!"

R-Ho
Ron Howard has been a staple of hip-hop/R&B for years now. Don't you remeber "You down with Opie-P?"

Moops!

Nice, Louis. Best line from the Secret Wars comic:

Call me sir goddammit!

Theo Fleury?

YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN NONE OF MY MOVIES? JUICE? THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!

YES, IRON MAN DESERVED TO DIE… AND I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!

Although a reality show following Michael Richards around as he interacts awkwardly with black people would be pretty kick-ass. I'm sure Jerry could get NBC to go along with it.

Xemu? I think you're confusing the overlord of the galaxy with a defunct alcoholic beverage.

Lame and dated joke, but I do have to say, my disinterest in the Dead and my rejection of recreational pharmaceuticals did coincide. Now that I'm older (and less hung up on maintaining some vague notion of indie cred), I'm able to start appreciating them again (the Dead, not the drugs)… though not to the same extent…

No way he's back next year (thank God). I don't understand why they added him in the first place - seemed like an unwarranted desperation move and not the show's style.

Cuz I'm batin', of course, J Goo.

Of course "Indian" food really is much better than "Inian" food. I suck.