Girls Gone Wild West? That's on pay per view.

He loves that country pie!

Freaky ass-eyes.

I can see not naming your baby Tater, but do people at least still refer to preachers as Parson?

He looks like a relief pitcher.

Also, you lack joy.

If it's Tom Petty, and you're in an arena, I get your point.

Some shows are fun.

The people in the front are like, singing along, instead of taking pictures!

They're so gosh darn sincere. From the lyrics of "Why Go Home" to Eddie Vedder in a boat with a ukelele, they've been intensely sincere for over 20 years. It's hard not to snark a little. But I think Pearl Jam just gets the tip of the snark, unlike U2 or Sting, who deserve the full snarking.

"…great character actress dong sketches." - Dennis Perkins on Jan Hooks

So when you say that his bodyguard is played by Mick Foley, you're referring to Manchild Mick Foley?

When will somebody adapt The Yiddish Policeman's Union? It's somewhat less fun, but similarly shaggy.

You know the soundtrack doesn't actually feature the Spin Doctors, right?

He just put a finger up in Han, solo style.

Is this movie what you get if you combine Obsessed and Lakeview Terrace?

Stop crying. Electric Grandmother is here.

Whiteness. The horror of it.

Wait. I don't think Mexicans consume as many tortilla chips as the average white person. Now if it was flamin' hot cheetos…. there are Mexican middle schoolers remodeling that house.

Horses don't either. Horse penis.