He said we'd never see him again.

J.T. Dogzone is my favorite thing about Jake.

J.T. Dogzone is my favorite thing about Jake.

You mean Google Translate?

You mean Google Translate?

Has anyone seen the promo preview for the beginning of the next season? 
Possible spoiler!

Has anyone seen the promo preview for the beginning of the next season? 
Possible spoiler!

Please. He knows he's being annoying. Just trolling. Because "haters" are inherently bad.

Please. He knows he's being annoying. Just trolling. Because "haters" are inherently bad.

I saw Gallagher get heckled by a kid at the Kenosha County Fair. The kid was like twelve, and I have no idea what he was saying, but Gallagher immediately had security remove him and went on a surprisingly (at least to me) hateful rant where he called the kid a "faggot" several times. Then he (unsurprisingly) used…

I saw Gallagher get heckled by a kid at the Kenosha County Fair. The kid was like twelve, and I have no idea what he was saying, but Gallagher immediately had security remove him and went on a surprisingly (at least to me) hateful rant where he called the kid a "faggot" several times. Then he (unsurprisingly) used…

I don't know who that snarling producer was, but all I can imagine is the Ed Asner character on Boondocks.

I don't know who that snarling producer was, but all I can imagine is the Ed Asner character on Boondocks.

Sexist! is what I'm sayin.

Sexist! is what I'm sayin.

Nah. Webster, The Crocodile Hunter, Sally Jessie Raphael, Red Green, Gordon Shumway… How come guys, aliens, and Sally Jessie don't have to be hot?!

Nah. Webster, The Crocodile Hunter, Sally Jessie Raphael, Red Green, Gordon Shumway… How come guys, aliens, and Sally Jessie don't have to be hot?!

"Not to sound too much like Chuck Klosterman…" has always tacitly preceded everything written on this site.

"Not to sound too much like Chuck Klosterman…" has always tacitly preceded everything written on this site.

If you absorb alcohol through your colon it goes straight to the bloodstream. So yes, if you basically pour one shot of vodka straight into your blood, you can easily die. Then again central american shamans would pour ayuhuasca up their ass through jaguar shaped enema gravy boats.