Of course there aren't any reasonable discussions occuring
Fuck I revile Steven totally.

Is Badmouthing a gay thing? Can you get a girl to do it to you?

I imagine a bowl of dicks would be similar to menudo, and would probably be good on a hung over Sunday morning.

That's why I like Iron Chef. Good natured competition on a high level. Next Iron Chef tends to be pretty decent too, because they want a likeable Iron Chef, so it doesn't pay to be a huge dick.

Chicago is a very affordable city and The Trooper is my favorite Maiden song.

male. Planet Terror because of what I said before, because shit actually happens, and I really dislike the dialogue in the first half of Death Proof. Oddly, I liked the second half dialogue quite a bit. I might actually be experiencing some feelings related to what Lobsters described, which fucking sucks. I really…

I always thought of the Jackson balrog as the Danzig skull with the horns upside down. And fire.

Planet Terror. I prefer '80s horror movies like Neon Maniacs, or that punk Night of the Living Dead, or Demons, etc. Planet Terror had all that, plus sweet action and the Lawnmower Man.

Stand up for yourself Necron 99.

Jeezus
You know, while on the high side of wine fermentation, 15 % alcohol is pretty normal for a big Californian Cab. A big Cab doesn't have the equivalent of eight cans of soda in it though, so… I wish I had a bottle of this crap RIGHT NOW.

I was wondering when Maurice LaMarche was gonna come up. I didn't remember the Inspector Gadget character. It's good to know that I've known an Orson Welles impersonation for my entire life: from Chief Quimby to The Brain, to a nice twist with Hedonism-bot, thank you Maurice.

Maybe Yakuza bosses don't EXPECT to get surgery murdered in Southeast Asia, so they go there. In Japan, Yakuza bosses that go under the knife often become robo-men.

Hey Lobsters, there's this song that you have to listen to, it'll totally like, change your life…

I'm just sayin': if Caroline Rhea can't do it, how can Conan?

Oh Lobsters, I forgot how much I dislike your opinions.

Screw Daria, I just want the videos put back into my episodes of Beavis and Butthead.

Wowza
That's a pretty brutal review. I can't decide whether I love it or hate it (especially the end bon mott), but either way, I think I enjoyed it a lot.

Does anyone really think that a GAlifinakis-hosted SNL will be light on the interminably slow sketches? This is a man who makes his living doing strange stretches on fake training videos. I like him, but he's going to make for a hilariously awkward SNL.

Hermits
Funny, no one ever mentions Jethro Tull while talking about Midlake. These songs all sound vaguely like they're about wanting to be a hermit during a worldwide economic-environmental collapse. I like that. I like Deerhunter more because it actually sounds like the inside of a hermit. Hermits.

Because the whole Midlake album is very much about forests and twee in an innocent way that is very much like Rush… and yet nothing like Rush at all because it's weird obfuscation instead of explicit Randian allegory.