Dick Miller plays a gym teacher/clown mask-wearing rapist in Student Teachers. Not a cult hit, but a real classic of the Corman Canon.

Damn I love these guys
I love TV, and this is by far my favorite show since when I was a kid and PeeWee's Playhouse was on. The imagination and design might be the common thread, but it combines them so seamlessly with adult themes like futility or image or man-ginas that it seems tailor made for my late-twenties…

It's good that you did that. Did he see?????

The story of the Crack Fox is the second best animated bit in the run (behind the Bryan Ferry story). Plus he calls used condoms his squishy boots, and it's one of Noel's best voices. Can't argue with the Crack Fox.

Of course you want to bang him. It's what he does, innit? He's the confuser!

Batman and Robin
Liberace's been kidnapped! Will the caped crusaders cut their camping trip short to save the kidnapped crooner? Find out next time. Same auteur time, same auteur channel.

I live in Santa Fe. The chances that they will come to Albuquerque are small.

It's too bad Liev Shreiber already played Sabertooth. He could make a decent Kraven, even though he's tall. Or you could get that guy from the Dos Equis commercials. Stay hungry for game, my friends.

And this slap is a gift cause your first has lost its luster.

Villains
Who will be the villain(s)? Can we get a decent Juggernaut? Maybe some Kingpin? A really boring Broadway show-loving Wolverine, like in the recent comic strips?

See above.

Those Ashes
Ashley: Ryan Adams and Cameron from Ferris Bueller combined into one.

Heartbeeps confuses me because, like Spaceballs, it has a Joan Rivers-Bot, but unlike Spaceballs, it is boring as hell. It's kind of like Spaceballs meets The Electric Grandmother.

Peter "Steve Perry's Fluffer" Cetera

American Werewolf isn't really campy, but it is pretty homo-friendly, I think.

Anyone else read this as Apatowpia?
I thought Paul Rudd had gone rogue.

But not more frightening than head military dude Michael Ironsides, of course.

I"m pretty sure in the movie they are military-experiment sasquatches. Baboons might actually be more frightening.

I hate Ween and I've never been sure why. I think it's the same reason people hate Steely Dan, but I love the Dan.
I hate Ween.

Frito: for forgotten Sasquatch related awesomeness I suggest Watchers, with Corey Haim and weaponized Sasquatches that can only be contained by super smart Golden Retrievers.