Jamie and Leah both deserved to go, but there is a story with Leah and Hoseah. If you were a producer, which would you send home? If you were a judge, would you really mind sending home one unworthy a week sooner than the other?
And to those of you maintaining that Jamie was one of the better cooks, she consistently…

Concepts
It's more difficult for me to understand not using time in the same way than to not understanding the concept of a color. We don't have an organ devoted solely to receiving and interpreting time, but we do have eyes. Perhaps I'm not being abstract enough, but do they really not understand "blue"?

Apparently Shalit doesn't watch The Wire or Law and Order:SVU, or else he would have gotten riled about this a long time ago.

Oh no!
My nachos are fucked!

Lexicon, it is my firm belief that you should begin every post with, "Ah yes—". It conjures up drawing rooms, tea, and slippers, which every one knows are the accouterments of the erudite message board post.

Mice vs. Weasels
The mice obviously need a secret weapon, like a wolf that hates weasels because one killed his brother as a cub. They could summon him like Beorn in The Hobbit, or Spike in certain episodes of Tom and Jerry.

Whoa
That picture is terrifying.

But who's more morally decrepit in real life?
Youngish Christopher Walken looks a hell of a lot like oldish Hugh Grant.

That would not be good.

That would not be good.

When Marshall showed up intending to use the bathroom, with a magazine, I assumed it was because Lilly doesn't let him masturbate at their shared apartment, and he was more than happy to return to the old wanking grounds. Then when he talked about not liking to "read a magazine" at work, I more or less agreed, until…

Spageht!
ifa my hair was bullwhips and I sent them to you… would you love me?

So…

I thought she was being facetious.

Indeed, like Hedonismbot. Or the naked fops. Delightful.

So…
Better or worse than Body Slam?

Guitar Lessons from Jeff Tweedy
That's funny, because Jeff auctioned off a solo acoustic show to be played in the winning bidder's living room. The cause: his son's (well funded) Montessori school.
He might do this for other causes too though. Just sayin'. Don't be afraid to give it a try.

False. Bigfoot eats deer.

Color
Is the soda pink, or is it orange?

Face Off
I've been thinking about what two actors could be cast in a film that was basically Face Off, because it's such an entertaining premise you see. I think Defoe and Goldblum is the winner. Instead of cop and maniacal criminal, it can be… oily huckster and vampire?