It almost seems like Somethin' Else.

This may not count, but the deep fried turkey with a derrick from Good Eats. There are so many simple ways to cook a turkey, but Alton Brown created the most complex way possible.

That's what I thought! We should definitely form a band for kids.

Color Me Impressed by the Replacements. Even though it makes no sense, it's kind of incredible when Bob makes it back to the verse.

I guess this means that Chris has finally transformed into Hollywood Gethard!

I kind of want to have a teenage riot in a public location for this article.

I remember watching Shaun of the Dead in English class. Everyone except a couple horror film nerds closed their eyes when one of the characters got torn apart by the zombies. In retrospect, I probably had the most laid back English teacher ever.

It seems like the fact that they're keeping the competition on the board to use it in the season finale, or later. Also, the competition becomes less necessary as the characters develop, since the initial date arc was initially a crutch to motivate character action. Ultimately, it makes even less sense now that…

Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon. Thanks to their breakup, we have to wait 30 years for a Sonic Youth reunion tour and a new album.

Even though those bands didn't have much in common stylistically, they had similar roots. It's like the College Rock label: it became a collective identity that bands could use to have certain clubs, labels, and fanbases open to them.

Slanted and Enchanted works too for that.

It was Louie CK.

Is rebel girl the queen of Jason Heller's world?

"Give me an issue, I'll give you a tissue, and you can wipe my ass with it."

Since this article has strange guidelines…Lou Reed Quote Thread!

I beg to differ. This calls for a Lou Reed off!

RIP Lou Reed. You truly were amazing. Thanks for the music, and please reunite with Sterling Morrison and Nico in heaven.

Did we really need a lawsuit to tell us that Steven Jenkins is an asshole? The only evidence anyone would need is the lyrics to "Semi-Charmed Life."

When I first read Alvarez, I thought they were writing about Brook Alvarez. R.I.P, Onion News Network.

I guess they shouldn't have chased that waterfall!