There appears to be some Dischord in their offices then.

"And then, in the not-too-distant future, maybe robots will mercilessly mock these new movies, and the cycle will begin all over again."

Is that because he's a Creep?

Even though the song isn't directly about losing virginity, maybe "Like a Virgin" should've at least been mentioned.

"Lock up your daughters"

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, our commentariat turned its lonely eyes to you.

I guess that there's a New Order coming to the AV Club. It's going to be a Blue Monday next week.

So how long until Beiber goes rasta then?

Even if Joe Cocker's version is bad, it did inspire a pretty great impression by John Belushi: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

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MC Hammer would have an easier time fitting into the Amish community; his name already designates him as a carpenter.

Even the fill-in bass player is awesome on this record; it's Mike Watt from the Minutemen.

They're stil touring and making records, but I'm not sure how good they are anymore.

Just got Outside Lands tickets. I can't wait to see Camper Van Beethoven, Phoenix and 
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You should see Arvo Pärt's elevator. It shakes a lot and moves in nonsensical serialized directions, though mine stopped working for 10 years after that. Now, I keep on finding random crosses everywhere in the elevator.

You're the king of a hallow world.

So are there ever going to be reviews for Season 2 of VEEP? Since I was surprised when they never reviewed the first episode of the new season and then called it the best comedy on TV.

Now that the AV club a a new film editor, it's time to take out the "Mission Accomplished" banner.

Whenever I see the episode name "my philosophy," I always think of the Ben Folds Five song.

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