First
Time i've heard of this show

A man attempts to reconnect with his dead father while being attacked by a lovecraftian monster.

Seconded!

Wait! Don't forget to cover the Lost panel
….dammit.

salt!

Salt
SALT SALT SALT SALT SAAAAAAAAAAAALT SAAAAAAAAAAALT…

say we take off and nuke the entire black eyed peas from orbit… It's the only way to be sure.

Thank You
Thank You Noel, for these excellent write ups these past three seasons. After every Lost episode, my immediate action was always to check the AV Club to see if your review was up yet. Thank you for being along for the ride with us.

I shit you not, I said the exact same thing when that random dude got incinerated on accident!

And how bout Knights of Prosperity while we're at it? I liked that shit…

My Friend Just Watched This Show For The First Time Tonight
His response was "That was really weird" "Why were there two Jacks" and "Maybe the smoke monster inhabited the Locke from another reality." He also wanted to know where the polar bears were.

Not to be a hater or anything
but a great portion of those weren't metaphors, but rather, similies.

Cloverfield
is the movie that my friends and i love more than almost any other film. It might not be the best film of all time, but we strongly consider it to be one of the most awesome.

The hell…
is ozymandias doing in this piece of shit?

It's my first
First.