I thought I'd heard this director was supposed to be making the live-action Halo movie several years ago and when that got stuck in production hell D9 was his fallback.  Not too shabby.

I thought I'd heard this director was supposed to be making the live-action Halo movie several years ago and when that got stuck in production hell D9 was his fallback.  Not too shabby.

So that's why they're pimping the hell out of this here in Canada.  Given the ridiculously generic title I figured this show would be a steaming bowl of elephant piss, but based on Erik's description…sweet zombie Jesus…

So that's why they're pimping the hell out of this here in Canada.  Given the ridiculously generic title I figured this show would be a steaming bowl of elephant piss, but based on Erik's description…sweet zombie Jesus…

Nothing for H8R?  Bah, these awards are dead to me.

Nothing for H8R?  Bah, these awards are dead to me.

Well run me over with an Aztek and shoot me in the head!

Well run me over with an Aztek and shoot me in the head!

Tough to argue with such attention to detail that they even made a parody trailer.

Tough to argue with such attention to detail that they even made a parody trailer.

@avclub-6aae57453f4c05a5488471c34a2a5fb9:disqus , in 10,000% agreement with you.  I respect the Ravens because they are so similar to the Steelers (at least in philosophy), so hating them would be like hating myself.  I know some say we're 'supposed' to hate them, but I can't do it.  Steelers-Ravens games are the…

@avclub-6aae57453f4c05a5488471c34a2a5fb9:disqus , in 10,000% agreement with you.  I respect the Ravens because they are so similar to the Steelers (at least in philosophy), so hating them would be like hating myself.  I know some say we're 'supposed' to hate them, but I can't do it.  Steelers-Ravens games are the…

I'd like to chime in on this one too.  I'm sure everyone has their own story for why they hate entire teams.  There are two teams I absolutely despise:  the New England Cheatriots (who I hate so much I can't even type their actual name) and the Toronto Maple Leaves (take note Torontonians - the plural of 'leaf' is not…

I'd like to chime in on this one too.  I'm sure everyone has their own story for why they hate entire teams.  There are two teams I absolutely despise:  the New England Cheatriots (who I hate so much I can't even type their actual name) and the Toronto Maple Leaves (take note Torontonians - the plural of 'leaf' is not…

"Love, friendship, and respect do not unite people as much as a common hatred of something." - Anton Chekhov

"Love, friendship, and respect do not unite people as much as a common hatred of something." - Anton Chekhov

Couldn't agree more, @avclub-d330eb2cbd70ad48de6d2d25bd327dc0:disqus .  If I just wanted a plot summary I'd go to Wikipedia.

Couldn't agree more, @avclub-d330eb2cbd70ad48de6d2d25bd327dc0:disqus .  If I just wanted a plot summary I'd go to Wikipedia.

Only people with U.S. addresses are eligible for this contest?  6.5 billion people would like a word with you, A.V. Club.

Only people with U.S. addresses are eligible for this contest?  6.5 billion people would like a word with you, A.V. Club.