I had to keep going back and double checking that I was typing those letters and words in their correct order. It was well worth it.

"Joaquin Phoenix is the guy who suffers from life-derailing delusions, and may also play the main character in this movie."

How could real rock n roll stay popular with all the pop music ninnies lining up to blow any musician that reflects the sensitive, college-grad, pitchfork loving, boring 30-something white guy aspects of the modern music critic?

"Why don't you put your dong where your mouth is, asshole?!?!?!"

I guess Thee Oh Sees were on there. So there's that.

There's plenty, but for the sake of this argument, I could envision an alternate reality where the band Liquor Store had a large following and churned out interesting hard party rock.

"More than anything, rock desperately needs gateway bands right now,
groups with roots in the music’s history that can get on the radio and
compete in the pop marketplace while building on rock’s continuum."
You do realize that this is precisely the same thinking that led us to a world where 'rock' is dominated by the…

Like any year, the truly important albums only come into focus once time has passed. IMO, Human Eye, "They Came From the Sky" will be one of the most influential albums of 2011 in years to come.

I haven't read the article, but I have one question based on that picture: when did Snoop become friends with Chester Cheeto?

You can't go wrong with Neu! either… that compilation of French synth pop "BIPPP" is pretty killer too.

Sometimes I feel like the synths on stuff after that first Tubeway Army are overkill on the iciness he was going for. We get it, Numan, you're in love with machines.

It's because they're high out of their minds on eucalyptus. 

A yellow t-shirt that says "Watch Out, I'm Batman" in red puffy paint.

I'm sure Bane is just blowing air into Batman's nose.

Some would say 'goofy,' even.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Motley Crue faces the inevitable, announces incontinence"

First album is pretty fucking good.

"I must wash my hands three times every time I think of my mother." CLASSIC

I dunno, the bassline is both driving and unnerving. They did 'pop'-it up a little, it's still better than Marilyn Manson's version though…

The Mad Hatter sketch he was in back in the day was fucking hilarious.