I'm not scoring a single thing for New Jersey besides the complete awesomeness that is LIQUOR STORE. Seriously, they'd skin these assholes alive and use their hides for beer cozies. 

Who wants to hear anyone gloat about being happy in song form? 

Make sure to opt for a bag with a spray nozzle with adjustable pressure valve. Good-bye panhandlers!

He left out the "go directly to jail" rape scene.

He left out that you can buy Hasbro products!

They're cool dudes. I bought acid from one of them once.

That's sorta what I was thinking. Well, that and, "why don't they just make a movie that isn't technically a remake, re-interpretation, whatever-other-excuse-for-not-coming-up-with-original-movies-Hollywood-is-using-these-days?"

How does having one story qualify this as a Twilight Zone movie? Or to put it another way, how is this movie going to be any different than any other stand alone sci fi/horror movie? It just seems like they're using the Twilight Zone name for brand recognition and/or hoping fourteen year olds won't read past the word…

For real. I don't understand why more people don't want to watch insufferable yuppies get fucked up by a giant creature.

Apparently there were 10-15 people behind the camera when this was taken. Which is even funnier, considering that that means 13-18 people had to split those 3 & 1/2 subs and 10" cake.

Communion wafers = know how to party, gotcha.

I think you're confusing "partying" and "pedophilia."

Yeah, off camera there's a bunch of blow, caviar, and expensive escorts in fancy masks just waiting for him to extinguish the candles so the real party can start. Liberal media gets it wrong, AGAIN.

Every one of his brothers had an excuse for why they couldn't make it.

Don't eat any soggy s'mores at GramFetCon.

I don't know what Bible you've been reading, but Jesus was nailed to the cross by his hands and feet, not his sack.

You said "hard on."

Dr. Graham was on to something there.

Two, four, six, eight, repress the urge to masturbate!

They're extras on the Christian J-Horror movie he's making.