Wilco's are from Venus, Radioheads are from Mars. All other modern rock music falls somewhere in between.

C'mon, what they did was wrong, but in the grand scheme of things this situation ranks much lower on the overall human atrocity scale than the "L Word."

This is the best written and best over-all newswire item in months. Thank god for fall.

Definitely. There's a huge amount of stuff from Australia in the 70's and 80's that fucking rules, which is why I think it would make an interesting Gateway. Plus everyone that likes that stuff is a huge geek.

Dildos attached to power tools.

I think it'd be awesome to see a Gateway to Geekery for Aussie Punk and Post Punk in general… start with Radio Birdman, sail through the Scientists, lean heavily on X, maybe even mention the slew of current bands like Eddy Current Suppression Ring and Total Control. Hell, I like Nick Cave but I don't think he deserves…

Bah.

"Beggars Banquet" is a perfect album. Not a bad song on it.

Damn it. Beat me to it.

Why stop at 11? My vote's for 666 because that's the loudest number.

The first couple of Jacuzzi Boys singles were cool in a swampy-psychedelic sorta way… even the debut LP had some good tracks. Needless to say, I'm not a big fan of their new direction. Wavves is the worst though, I'd love to kick that guy in the back of his head. 

"Fun" is about the lowest form of music one can strive to make. All this forced "we're having a beach party!" shit is made with a formula. I'd be pissed that people like this but I know it won't be around in two years, so I think I'll have another mai tai, slip on some neon sunglasses and fucking hula hoop or some…

Morrissey sucks vaginas.

You say potato, I say you're an unfuckable hag that thinks every orc or goblin deserves to be treated just like a fairy or dwarf, or whatever dumbass shit you put into your fan fiction. You fucking chud-coddler. If you can't demonize whatever race Jason Lee is supposed to be, what's the point of dividing people into…

No it wasn't you unfuckable hag. The races they demonized in that movie had it coming.

Uh, yeah. As despicable as "Alvin" is/was, at least he's not pandering to a bunch of racists and their idiotic sense of "humor." Why are we even talking about this?

I don't think that's Elton John. Even Elton Fucking John has enough taste to shave off the soul patch. I think it's actually Ned Beatty having an end-life crisis.

"Here's your burger and the other fries."