Ram Your Player!

The dirty little secret around here is that the reviewer doing the expert reviews isn't *really* an expert.  Shhhh!  Don't tell anyone!

They probably won't even have Tyrion tell Jaime that he killed Joffrey.

Michael K. Williams or GTFO.

The Hound is secretly the best character in the series.  He's the only one who sees through all the bullshit of their society.  I sort of wish he and Sansa would have ended up together when the series was finished.

No, I think they'll save Balon and Joffrey for season four.  I'm guessing the season ends with the wildlings about to attack Castle Black.

I'm guessing since Feast and Dance With Dragons happen concurrently, they'll mix the two books in season five.

He's saving that for the Mad Men review.

I guess I meant that she doesn't really wait long enough to really make Tyrion sweat.  I suppose they didn't just to save time, but it still was a moment for Sansa that the show took away from her.

I'd do that if I had any friends.

Also a little pissed that they didn't give Sansa the dignity of not kneeling for Tyrion.

The Others are the Schoedinger's Cat of Westeros.  They only die if they can't observe their death.

SAM THE SLAYER FUCK YEAH!

About a season and a half, give or take an episode.

NOT THE BEES!

Please let one of them be Topher-Victor.

It's WEEDING, people, can't you read?  That's right, it's that dramatic moment when Joffrey orders the Royal Gardner to clean up the flower box outside his window!

It's official, Allison is the clone I'd least like to meet in a dark alley.

Rathbone will always be the definitive Holmes to me, just because he fit the part so perfectly, but around the middle of the season Johnny Lee Miller passed Brett as my second favorite Holmes.

Screw it, I'm just going to hire the cast of AD to come to my house and perform the episodes in my living room.