When she finds out her parents are spies, I expect a fist pump and a "Hell yeah, what's my first mission?" out of her.

http://inception.davepedu.com/  (but with semen)

Who does?

Just finished reading A Storm of Swords for maybe the fourth or fifth time.  As I was reading the end, I realized that The Hound is Zodiac Motherfucker.  All he wants to do is get drunk and lay down ownage on other knights.  I wonder how George RR Martin knows him.

I was actually thinking he looked a bit like Kevin Nash.

Yeah, but so was Don't Trust the B—— In Apt. 23, so there's no prob-…oh, shit.

It's like Archer 101!

But with semen.

I'm very very sorry.  I hate that commercial so much. 

They got Scroogled!

I considered that for a second, but I think the KGB would have picked someone a bit more reassuring to pick up the kids, like a middle-aged couple or something like that.  There was no reason to freak out the kids.

Just about every beatdown Benjamin Linus received on Lost?

Axel begs to differ with your 2nd law, or he would if he hadn't died from a headshot.

I kept waiting for Rick to use that as a reason for Morgan to come back to the prison with him.  "We're down a black man, we need you!"

It would have been great if they had kept him around for the rest of the series, yelling "Wait!" at random times whenever the main characters were out on a road trip.

AW HELL NAW!

So you're the one holding all the snarks beyond the Wall!  I bet you know what happened to the grumpkins as well.  Tell us where the grumpkins are, or we'll lock you in a cell with Samwell Tarly after he's eaten ten bowls of beans, a wheel of cheese and five cups of milk!  He's lactose intolerant, you know!

"Yes, I was being sarcastic, you fox-eared asshole!" will always be my favorite Archer quote.

That made me laugh before I even realized it was her, and then when I did I almost choked.

Fine, I'll bite. Off.