My favorite gag this week was in the opening scene while everyone was eating Chinese food.  Barney would be talking with a piece of meat in his chopsticks, and when he stopped talking and the conversation moved on to other people, he would try to eat the piece of meat and it would slip out of the chopsticks before he…

My favorite gag this week was in the opening scene while everyone was eating Chinese food.  Barney would be talking with a piece of meat in his chopsticks, and when he stopped talking and the conversation moved on to other people, he would try to eat the piece of meat and it would slip out of the chopsticks before he…

There once was a man they called Draper
But it was only his name on a paper
Dick Whitman he was
But he changed it because
He wanted out of that Korean caper

There once was a man they called Draper
But it was only his name on a paper
Dick Whitman he was
But he changed it because
He wanted out of that Korean caper

Jessie Pinkman's his partner in crime
From this business he's feeling the grime
And despite all Walt's lies
Jessie pumps fist and cries
Yeah White! Yeah Science! each time

Jessie Pinkman's his partner in crime
From this business he's feeling the grime
And despite all Walt's lies
Jessie pumps fist and cries
Yeah White! Yeah Science! each time

There once was a teacher named White
Who got cancer, which just wasn't right
He decided to cook meth
To make bucks before death
And with chemistry he wins every fight

There once was a teacher named White
Who got cancer, which just wasn't right
He decided to cook meth
To make bucks before death
And with chemistry he wins every fight

Ditto.

Ditto.

I…

I…

Someone should make that link go to this:

Someone should make that link go to this:

Wait, Yoda's a dildo?

Wait, Yoda's a dildo?

She does a very good anything.

She does a very good anything.

Only if they reveal that Lily's mother was killed because of something Marshall's parents did and she married him for REVEEEEEEENGE!

Only if they reveal that Lily's mother was killed because of something Marshall's parents did and she married him for REVEEEEEEENGE!