I was always a big fan of British mega group Led Luftballoon who were so big, they didn't even bother with cover songs. They just stole other people's work outright. Kicked ass regardless, they did!

He was also in Detective, whose only claim to fame was that they were signed to Led Zeppelin's Swan Song label.

Gimme Some Tooth

Didn't Eisenhower try to warn us about the rise of the Recording Industrial Complex and their endless waging of loudness wars?

Heller totally misses the mark on "Dear Father". In this song Ozzy, through Geezer's lyrics, admonishes a pedophile priest, and the lyrics work just fine for me. After Ozzy threatens to kill the priest, the thunder clap sounds like a gunshot. This track is a winner. And besides, what better band to take on this…

WILDFLAG: Carrie Brownstein

WILDFLAG: Carrie Brownstein

Nicholas Cage does not own New Orleans. New Orleans owns Nicholas Cage.

Nicholas Cage does not own New Orleans. New Orleans owns Nicholas Cage.

Yeah, like Eagles songs.

Yeah, like Eagles songs.

The fuck did i do?

The fuck did i do?

So why isn't anyone talking about the real theme of this show? It's the traditional meaning of Christmas vs. the crass commercialization of the season. Schulz blames the problem on Madison Avenue and some "Eastern Syndicate", and Linus sets Charlie Brown straight in the end. The bible quote is secondary to the real…

I haven't heard the UK Buttons; I have the US version with "Let's Spend the Night Together" and "Ruby Tuesday". But either Aftermath works (especially the UK version), so let's hear it for the "Seven-Albums Test".

Okay, Hyden. You got some 'splaining to do.

That was a great article. And it's funny as shit that so many commenters thought that Mick wrote that. And then there's the guy who corrects them by saying Bill Wyman (the bassist, not the journalist) wrote it. Priceless.

Mother do you think they'll try to break my Dawes?

I feel sorry for both of ya'll. I'm old enough to remember "I Wish" coming on the radio and kicking the ass of the two songs that came on before it AND the two songs that came on after it.

Sartrian? Isn't he in Chickenfoot?