You deserve to punch anyone playing Journey

The last relationship I was in, I gave my ex a copy of Neil Gaiman's American Gods because she said she'd heard about him. I had just recently finished it and was all gung ho on "You're gonna love this!".

I don't think I could handle life without Pratchett. His books I mean. We're gonna have to deal with the idea that we'll eventually have life without Pratchett the man

Mercury in retrograde

Duuuh, Keri Russell will play Emma Peel and Matthew McConaughey will play John Steed.

I'm just gonna put out there that I think Ana De Armas is the #1 most attractive woman in film today. Just thought you all needed to know a little something about me.

Bitch PLEASE! Pretty please?

There's a Eugene Levy talking about Salami joke in there somewhere

Sheila Take A Bow

I knew this girl in Elementary School who would always suggest that we play charades during lunch. Every. Single. Day. And every single time it was her turn, it was Shrek. "Guys! How did you guess so quickly?"

My failed relationship with the first Shrek ruined Shrek 2 for me. Does that count?

HOLY SHIT! I did not notice that. That's amazing

Dr. Huxtable?

John Hancock

Gosh, where is our best band names of 2014 article!

THAT'S GOTTA BE! THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!

Mia Yim they have on sometimes as enhancement talent. Why she hasn't been signed is beyond me. She seems like Vince's IDEAL Diva (other than Kaitlyn)

Itami not Otami

It's not surprising. Remember a storyline years back where Eddie fed Big Show a burrito and it gave him indigestion during the middle of a match? Vince tried to nix the idea because in his own words "What the fuck is a burrito?"

Bo Dallas I feel has a bit more success. Big E, not really. The Ascension? If you call your gimmick being buried by JBL then they have transitioned effectively