OMG PLEASE DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS. I would be so upset if they misuse Sasha Banks. They misused Emma for sure, but that was a "complex" gimmick of a Heel who thinks she's a Babyface. They just dropped that whole thing and made her a 1) Girl who likes to dance 2) Friendzone material for Santino.

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Okay here it is:

No! It involves turning him into Rusev II. Would you like to see the storyline?

I love Bayley to death but Sasha Banks would make a much better champion at the current moment than Bayley and that's why I'm rooting for The Boss.

Too sexy for television. Americans would riot.

The Daily Show with H.B.K. Shawn Michaels. It's a riveting half hour of showstopping stories, main event news, heartbreaking headlines, and some sweet chin music! You'd have to be a screwjob not to enjoy it!

Random guess: Amy Sedaris. Just putting that out there in case it does happen, I can say "I told you so"

Are we sure this isn't a "Great Job Internet!" article?

That would be Ahmazzzzing

Fuck that. The Daily Show with Forrest Macneil

Norm McDonald needs another show. Someone was talking a while back about how if Norm McDonald had been given the Late Show it would end up like this: Norm shows up puts on the greatest hour of television you've ever seen for the first 10 episodes or so and then the quality goes down the tank because Norm goes "meh I'm…

Jon Stewart as "Random Stan Lee (but younger) Cameo"

Hyrochloric acid? We ain't having Nunavit on this show!

I'm waiting for the reveal that Milos is pulling a Petra and his real name isn't actually Milos and that's a fake accent. And then of course the acid thrown by Milos was at Petra's mother who we'll probably find out was trying to kill her. All in all Milos will have always been looking out for Petra

I paused after she pulled off the wig and spent 5 minutes thinking JUST about her hair. That stuff is entrancing

I think the thing that really sold me on my first listen through Forever Changes years ago was what I like to call "Conquistador Horns" on Alone Again Or. It was a sound I was craving for at the time and it was done so goddamn well. Then the rest of the album played and I was just entranced by the quality of this…

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Nick Lowe. THAT'S IT