Well, if you must know, it was Hazy by Built to Spill. There was a lightning storm in the distance, and I was seriously hoping for a dramatic movie-like moment, and maybe to touch her boobs. Didn't play out that way. It wasn't a terrible evening though.

I had a Panasonic Portable CD Player. Not exactly catchy as a product name. In fact I still have it. It'll turn up from time to time and I'll find some batteries and put a CD on and I love that sound of the disc spinning.

Agreed, I chuckled at that.

Yeah, definitely a case of "you're not wrong Walter, you're just a sick fuck."

"Hey Seth, I think we need to let the audience know what necrophilia means, some of them might not know. I mean, I know what it means, but some of the audience might not know. So we should probably explain it. Seth, just tell the audience what it means already."

Or, "Speed on 88 keys, but with just the bus driver, played by Jesse Eisenberg, and instead of a bomb there's a sniper on the bus who will shoot the driver if…"

Presumably Rextrent and the wasteoids can agree on at least one thing. And I'm guessing Rextrent is a sporto.

Not to mention movie watching.

Me too! It was a pretty empty theater, but there were two women in particular who were laughing SO HARD that I wondered if I was just missing jokes because they were laughing the entire time, and they must have already seen it and known the jokes and were laughing in anticipation.

What an awkward conversation. That's why, as soon as my kids are old enough to read, I'm going to point them in the direction of Urban Dictionary and tell them to leave me out of it.

It's a pretty cute face though. Work with what God gave you.

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards white males, ages 18-34.

"The Daily Show has been aiming for young male viewers"

I'd watch that show. Especially if it took place in the 80s and Lucifer had to type up reports on a typewriter. Lieutenant all breathing his coffee and cigarette breath down his neck because he's so far behind. Not that the lieutenant can appreciate that Lucifer is out there, all day every day, busting his ass to make…

Yes! That was so funny. And I'm surprised that the Michele Norris interviews Errol Morris bit at the beginning didn't get more love here.

I'm marathoning the 3rd season (on Hulu, totally legal) and this episode was so good that I immediately went to the internet to find out who agreed with me that it might be the best one yet. So good. And yes, I was starting to lose faith in this season until this one. So good.