That Melkor fella was a real asshole.

Grab 'em by the pickle.

Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said "if you label me, you negate me"?

Is this the guy who told O'Reilly how to pronounce loofah?

Oh neat, Girl Talk has a new album out.

One of my favorite final scenes of all time is when John Travolta turns to Michael J. Fox right after he jabs Uma Thurman in the heart with that needle and yells "Yeah baby! Now that's what I call Pulp Fiction!" Fade to black, cue Surfin' Safari.

I loved Matlock when I was a kid.

Have you seen the CNN clip? He's grinning like a psychotic cat fucker the entire time. Clams he's been a Trump supporter since he was 7 and that he knew Trump was the man who could make America great again when he saw him come down that escalator.

It's not my absolute favorite solo, but damn that one is amazing. And I hate so much of his music.

I was disappointed that steampunk turned out not to have much to do with steam. Or punk.

Sure they do. No right is absolute.

I'm not exactly an expert, but I'm pretty sure that's not ceviche.

"Wang Dang Sweet Poontang"

Well said.

That's awful to hear. I've really enjoyed a few of his film school pieces. I'll have to go check out more. Condolences to his family, friends, colleagues and readers.

Don't mention it. Seriously, stop mentioning it!

Hey Teti, 31-24. Fuck you, buddy.

28-24 is the final score of Super Bowl XLIX, so while he claims "a love of the readers," he clearly is taking this chance to needle readers who happen to be Seattle fans. How do I know it's not also a genuine prediction? It's too generous to Seattle.

Seriously? New England 28, Seattle 24? You fucking asshole.

To the tune of 'You Were Right' by Built to Spill (verse):