Any magazine that has a story on Vampire Weekends, a story on Taylor Swift and an interview with John Mayer all in one issue is the greatest magazine ever - except for maybe Teen Beat or Cosmo

"Arc over the horizon is the new pearl necklace!" - John Mayer

Perhaps it's for identification purposes in case he is in some sort of accident where his right arm and part of his chest is ripped from his body and tossed in a pit of arms and other limbs.

Also girls become lovers who turn into mothers.

That's funny. But I do tend to see this as just another facet of the Boomers waning influence and their attempts at holding on to that influence - just like the last presidential election and in some ways the ongoing Health care debate.

Reinventing the term "Sexy Sophisticated"
Sorry JWowww, but I've already done this.

Ugh…. I saw this in the theater and was not amused. Yet I still hear people talk about as if it was comedy gold. They even compare it to the Big Lebowski - in that you need to see it more than once to appreciate it.

Danny DeVito's Matilda
I'm a little wary of admitting this - because it's a kids movie and I look like a pedo whenever I tell people how much I enjoyed the film, but I really thought it was a good movie. A perfect mix of black humor and fairy-tale magic. Plus the scene where Matilda is caught in the house and Ms.…

If you made a pie chart the Old Dog clips shown in the video
30% People falling down or bumping into things

I got Beatty beat
If you total up all the women I have not had sex with, and you total up all the women Warren Beatty has not had sex with - I win by a total of 12, 773 and 1/2.

I got Beatty beat
If you total up all the women I have not had sex with, and you total up all the women Warren Beatty has not had sex with - I win by a total of 12, 773 and 1/2.

Holy Shit!
Britney Spears made a movie called Crossroads? What hasn't anyone told me this?

Holy Shit!
Britney Spears made a movie called Crossroads? What hasn't anyone told me this?

Other fun religious games to play with your family
Take turns locking each other up in a small space with nothing but a crucifix tell the nasty thoughts about sex go away.

I just want to know…..WHAT WAS ACORN DOING DURING THE BALLOT COUNTING?

Anderson the Auteur
I enjoyed this write-up. But from the tone of the article it kind of sounds like Scott Tobias is more in the camp that Anderson is "damned for painting himself into a stifling creative corner."

Someone give this lady an award….
For ushering in the decade of the unitard!

Peep show season's 1-5 are now up on Hulu. I'd highly recommend them to anyone who hasn't had a chance to check it out yet. As funny or funnier then both the Office and Arrested Development.

That picture
Is the girl in heaven? Why are there so many birds in heaven? Is she looking at Jesus or a really bright light?

Where's Crank at String?
WHERE'S CRANK AT!