I dreamed a dream in times gone by
Of a serial killer caught killing
I dreamed that Dexter might die
I dreamed that Deb wouldn't be forgiving

Kickstarter to send Joshua Alston to Argentina so he can Tango his ass off.

What? Hold Dexter responsible for his actions? No!

One of us…One of us…

*Sees the F rating*
*The chains disappear from my wrists*
*Pushes off top of space dumpster*

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus They weren't floating the idea. They signed a deal with the current Dexter showrunner. The spin-off is happening, and once you see the finale you'll realize what it is and how moronic it is.

Agreed. Breaking Bad is a show you can watch a whole season of in a day and not feel like you rushed. Mad Men is actually better when you have time to reflect after having watched an episode.

Homeland to get a 20 episode 4th season that will air over 30 years. A new episode every 18 months.

Fuck you, the AMC.

Even if there are a few good moments, as a point that the series has been spending EIGHT FUCKING YEARS building to, it falls flat on its face and warrants an F.

Joshua has give this show more than its fair share's worth of second chances. He's wanted to believe it could turn itself around as recently as the second episode, but when a show is this fucking atrocious you call it out.

That would actually give us a reasonable explanation for the VOs and Ghost Harry. Dexter needs to remind himself what he's doing every 10 minutes or he forgets.

No, but wouldn't they also go "this is the third person that has accused Dexter Morgan of being a serial killer. Maybe we should look into this…"

Regarding Dexter/Batista, the fucking intro to this season said Dexter got the bowling team back together, and then they didn't even play one game on screen. Dammit, Dexter! I'd rather watch you bowl than do most things you did this year.

You're going to wake up hungover one morning to find that in a drunken rage you got the words "Kill Saxon, then Argentina" tattooed on your arms.

*Shrugs*

Regarding Vogel, I've been thinking about the scene with the Shoes guy and how she had called Dexter for help and they could hear her being a totally manipulative mother figure to the guy. It was really annoying how neither Dexter nor Deb realized that Vogel was manipulating Dexter in the exact same fashion, but based…

"It has a completely different premise."

At this point, no fucking way.

And they never will be until Tyrese decides to quit zombie killing to open a restaurant.